Kelowna RCMP are taking the piss out of an individual found half-naked and urinating on their station at 3 a.m. by issuing a statement to the press.
The police release informs the public that a half-naked man was arrested grossly intoxicated, having consumed too much alcohol, and subsequently assessed by medical personnel before spending the night in the drunk tank.
“The man had apparently disrobed from the waist down and was seen urinating on the door into the lobby,” the statement reads.
A biohazard cleaning company was called in to make sure the area was safe for the general public in the morning.
The man was issued a ticket and fined for urinating in public. He was released once sober.